Have a Monstrously Good Halloween!

I called on all these monsters
to ask what you could do
So Halloween would really be
a lot of fun for you.

So Frankenstein began to speak.
He said he knew away...
"All you have to do," he moaned,
"is dig right in today."

But then the ghost screamed, "No,no,no,
now let's just wait a minute...
That plan is filled with lots of holes--
it has no spirit in it!"

Growled Dracula, "Now here's a plan...
just put your teeth into it."
And then he said, "I guarantee
that certainly will do it."

Well, then they started arguing
and making such a clatter,
But finally they agreed upon
a most important matter...

Whatever you decide to do,
we'd all be very glad
If Halloween this year would be
the happiest you've had!    

 

HAPPY HALLOWEEN

Darkness falls across the land
The midnight hour is close at hand
Creatures crawl in search of blood
To terrorize y'alls neighborhood
And whosoever shall be found
Without the soul for getting down
Must stand and face the hounds of Hell
And rot inside a corpse's shell

The foulest stench is in the air
The funk of forty thousand years
And grizzly glouls from every tomb
Are closing in to seal your doom
And though you fight to stay alive
Your body starts to shiver
For no mere mortal can resist
The evil of the THRILLER